Director XXXX would like invite you and your wife to have dinner ( the delicious sea food) tonight in friend way.
So, dress code for lady:following her heart, as beautiful as she can.
After spending a few minutes trying to decipher what they were saying (I'm assuming "in a friend way" meant "in a friendly way") we accepted. I know it’s a total cheap shot to make fun of their emails, considering I can’t even begin to write them a response in Chinese, but the dress code was priceless. So after following my heart, I selected a black frock and we headed to the restaurant. As is customary, we walked around the various tanks of seafood pointing to things we wanted to eat (or rather, things we were pretending we wanted to eat). At least half of the fish were floating dead at the top of the tanks, which is probably not a good sign. And then we reached the "piece de resistance": an iron cage containing several hissing snakes, next to a bucket of eels. If only I had learned the Mandarin phrase for "get me the heck outta here." Luckily, Harrison declined the snake appetizer for me (while sneakily taking a picture of the reptiles), since I ran to the opposite side of the restaurant feigning interest in the tank of shrimp.
Last night was our final dinner with SaiSai, her parents and Hong. We indulged in "the delicious sea food" passed around the lazy susan for (hopefully) the last time. Hong seemed obsessed with wanting to know if he would be able to download Chinese computer games when he gets to America without the FBI coming to arrest him. We told him we would look into the issue and get back to him.....What I really wanted to say was "it might be best to put down the Pokemon and make some friends."
Post dinner, we retired to a private room for a high-end tea tasting. I guess tea is to China as wine is to Americans. Except, of course, indulging in too much tea doesn't result in terrible dance moves and late night pizza runs. Yet another reason why there are no fat people over here. The different varietals can set you back some serious RMB and we were informed that their teapot was from the Ming Dynasty.......riiiight. It's funny how EVERYTHING over here somehow seems to be from the Ming or Ching Dynasties......


